Legs in the Air - Skank Continues 15 Minutes of Fame

Remember the innocent little thing that Southwest Airlines made cover up on a flight? She’s back.

The 23-year-old college student who was forced to alter her skimpy outfit before flying on Southwest Airlines is wearing even less on Playboy’s Web site.

Kyla Ebbert appears in a series of pictures — some in lingerie, some nude — under the heading, “Legs in the Air.”

Poor little thing was upset over Southwest’s ad campaign after her national exposure.

Ebbert said Thursday she was offended that Southwest tried to turn the dustup to its advantage by promoting a fare sale in honor of miniskirts. Southwest apologized to Ebbert, but she said she found the double-entendre-laced message unacceptable.

Uh, yeah, sure. The double-entendre-laced message was unacceptable so I’ll take my clothes off for everyone to see! Got it.

She had to work hard to convince her family that it was a good thing.

Playboy contacted Ebbert’s attorney to pitch the idea of posing. After “a little bit of talking” to convince her mother, Ebbert agreed. She said her boyfriend supported her decision, but “the most hesitant one was my dad.”

A little bit of talking? How long does it take to say “Show me the money!”?

Ebbert worked at a Hooters in San Diego but said she is now looking for a more respectable waitressing job. She wants to become an attorney, and doesn’t think posing nude should get in the way of her professional aspirations.

A more respectable waitress job? What’s not respectable about Hooter’s? Texas State Senators have been known to go there, ya know. Respectable? Attorney?